Trump uses Defense Production Act
In an attempt to spur economic growth while the nation is
still reeling from the continuous spread of COVlD-19, Trump utilizes his
authority granted by the Defense Production Act by forcing Jeff Bezos to mandate
Amazon employees remain quarantined in their work locations to continue
packaging and shipping goods to American consumers.
While news of increased
positive cases amongst workers is leaked to the media, Trump praises their
patriotism and their allegiance to our nation's capitalist ideals and orders
them to remain working, referencing their impact on the decimated stock market.
While continuing to downplay the threat of the virus that has continued to
spread in no small part because of his pleading with governors across the
country to lift stay-at-home orders, Trump exclaims, "It's going to be
beautiful, people in large groups again, spending money, in church, so good,
tremendous."
Trump also used his newfound presidential power to
force Elon Musk of Tesla to ramp up production of a new clone army, to be led
by both Commanders Mnuchin and Kushner, while reports indicate funds are being
reallocated from the 2.2 Trillion Coronavirus Aid Package into the U.S. Space
Force budget with plans to build a giant planet or star. It's currently unclear
if the purpose of the new planet or star is for future habitation or something
more nefarious.